Muffin Toppled® F³ (Fat Free Forever) Coaching
“You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll Lose Weight™!”
Here at Muffin Toppled®, we take our mission to Educate, Entertain and Inspire MILLIONS to a fat free, healthier and blissfully contented-life, pretty seriously. After all,
Excess body fat ain’t no laughing matter.
Sound “ho-hum boring”? Not-At-All… Read On!
What sets us apart from the pack of yelling, smelling and un-compelling fat loss experts is our unending Sense of Humor… ‘cause we believe that laughter is not only the elixir of life, but also an important key in unlocking enlightened learning.
The programs we design are strategically tailored for females between the ages of 40 and 60. You see, this is the age group where we females struggle with weight loss even after saying “no thank you” to bread or skipping a few meals to get to the “magic” number on the scale. It’s the pesky age where it seems that nothing we do will get us into the wardrobe that our “once trusted dry cleaners” have shrunk.
If you’re part of this “Savvy Age” group or “SAGE” Group, you’re probably experiencing a transitional era where private summers begin, hormones wreak havoc on your metabolism and skin, and you feel as if you are destined to forever wear your “middle age marsupial pouch”, even when your Joey is soon heading off to college.
If this describes you, and you’re looking for
an honest answer to fat loss,
Muffin Toppled® promises you that being fat free is within your reach, no matter how old you are. We believe that it’s never too late to reverse the crummy effects past diets have had on your body and promise to get you “Black Dress Ready” (ready to slip that little black dress on at a moment’s notice.)
We realize that’s a big promise, but it’s a truthful one. We know because, at 43, Laura Clancy, Founder and CEO of Muffin Toppled® did this fat loss transformation herself and has helped her clients do the very same thing!
How will you know if we can help YOU with our promise?
WE CAN HELP YOU if you:
- Wanna learn the best way to eat for fat loss- Wise Choice. We’ll teach you!
- Wanna learn what exercises will help you lose fat fast- Smart Thinking. We’ll coach you!
- Wanna learn how to think to avoid having a billowing pastry hanging over your waistband- Brilliant Strategy. We’ll teach you the Mindset, Nutrition and physical Fitness you need to achieve the body of your dreams.
No Joke…with our products and services, you’ll learn how to
become fat free forever™ (F³); we guarantee it!
So, if you’re looking for honest answers to fast and permanent fat loss, you’ve found your “just like you” community and we look forward to sharing our knowledge through our group programs, corporate and group wellness seminars, and one-on-on coaching!
Still wondering if Muffin Toppled® F³ coaching is right for you? Feel free to nab YOUR FREE COPY of the Best-Selling book, Results Fitness above. When you read Laura’s award winning chapter 27 titled, “Cutting Out the Drama Via Shortform Improv” on nutrition, see if it resonates with you. If so, you’ve found your fat free forever home –that’s some serious F³ Power! As an added bonus, this free book will give you more tools that will get you started on your journey to fast acting and long lasting fat loss.
Join us at Muffin Toppled® and the magic will begin as you win at the game of toppling your muffin, living life to the fullest and learning the “tricks of the trade” truths about fat loss. And,then, you can turn around and help mentor and educate the world too! It’s now time for everybody to hold hands and sing
Kum-ba-ya We Are the Champions!